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- 1) A stranger than fiction Roman ring mystery thread: this enigmatic Roman gold ring was found in a ploughed field near Silchester in 1785. The square bezel has a portrait of the pagan goddess Venus, inscribed backwards SUNEV for use as a signet ring by the owner. Curiously... https://twitter.com/OptimoPrincipi/status/1281534833320222721/photo/1
By: @OptimoPrincipi
Relevant tags:film
history
- A friend just texted, about Kobe: “I wish I had known what a good guy he was before yesterday.” Something about death makes us wise—we suddenly become high-minded, forgiving and focused on the best in people. How can we do better at seeing living people through the “eulogy lens”?
By: @waitbutwhy
Relevant tags:life
relationships
- A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you get take out, no matter if you’re gone all day, you will be cleaning. the. kitchen.
By: @lifeattiffanys
Relevant tags:life
- Anyone who ever schedules meetings with developers, please burn this image into your brain, thanks
https://twitter.com/phil_wade/status/896010517617180672/photo/1
By: @phil_wade
Relevant tags:development
productivity
- are you serious https://twitter.com/MNateShyamalan/status/1281276972463730689/photo/1
By: @MNateShyamalan
Relevant tags:comedy
literature
- BreadbreadbreadbreadbreadbreadbreadbreadbreadbreadbreadbreadbreadbreadbreadbreadbreadBreadbreadbreadbreadbreadbreadBreadbreadbreadbreadbreadbreadBreadbreadbreadbreadbreadbread #betalife… https://t.co/gN4i707rOI
By: @johnvoorhees
Relevant tags:technology
memes
- Count Dracula was 412 when he moved to England in search of new blood.
Sauron was 54,000 years old when he forged The One Ring.
Cthulhu had seen galaxies flare into life and fade to darkness before he put madness in the minds of men.
It's never too late to follow your dreams!
By: @angryrobotbooks
Relevant tags:film
life
- Dear Haters,
Please register with my carer first before talking to me. She's a licensed card-carrying-carer and it's illegal to say mean things about me until you have approved it with her. Thank you.
https://twitter.com/h3h3productions/status/974681636439666688/photo/1
By: @h3h3productions
Relevant tags:memes
- Debugging a live error in production is like trying to rewire a house while it’s on fire
By: @iamdevloper
Relevant tags:development
- Donald Trump narrated by Sir David Attenborough #TrumpIsNotWell
https://twitter.com/skolanach/status/1271977628098916352/video/1
By: @skolanach
Relevant tags:comedy
politics
- Dopamine isn't a pleasure molecule. It's a memory molecule. It's not what feels good, it's what won't EVER let you forget that something felt nice that one time. Without it, we'd forget to function.
Our will to live is based entirely on hormonal reminders to chase various highs.
By: @JonelleCapri
Relevant tags:life
chemistry
- Every time a new MCU movie comes out, people want to bring out the Scorsese discourse again and it's so frustrating because, like, one can disagree with his views on Marvel films, sure, but to act like the director of Goncharov doesn't know good filmmaking and art is wild to me
By: @GreatCheshire
Relevant tags:film
- Everyone keeps posting shit like "don't say there isn't a Twitter alternative! You're ignoring Grunchly, Sporple, yesTalk, Twang, openTwang, Clash of Honor: Twang's Revenge, pNissy, Gubble, hank's house, WhoChat, nnk3.0, KniFi, Twango Unchained, PornHub Live Chat, CyberForum, Twa
By: @ThatSamWinkler
Relevant tags:satire
social
- I found a VHS tape at the junk store that just had the label "A surprise!"
I thought I'd check it out, since I have a VCR & TV hooked up after all.
Just... Just watch.
https://twitter.com/Foone/status/977749963210813440/video/1
By: @Foone
Relevant tags:tv
technology
- I like to imagine our parents are right and all of us D&D players go straight to hell upon which Satan invites himself into our groups to play a bard who sings Black Sabbath shit every chance he gets and it's pretty metal every single time.
By: @lucaseuspank
Relevant tags:conspiracies
- I like to imagine our parents are right and all of us D&D players go straight to hell upon which Satan invites himself into our groups to play a bard who sings Black Sabbath shit every chance he gets and it's pretty metal every single time.
By: @BestLucasEubank
Relevant tags:gaming
- I love being a woman on the internet
https://twitter.com/cassidoo/status/1284201376516435968/video/1
By: @cassidoo
Relevant tags:development
memes
life
- I still haven’t recovered from this image tbh
https://twitter.com/_HarshilShah/status/975374100041478144/photo/1
By: @_HarshilShah
Relevant tags:development
productivity
- I think my favorite part of every flight is during take off when the pilot screams “Bend to my will metal sky bird and take us to the big blueness!” and all the passengers chant “Sky bird! Sky bird!” To convince the plane to take off.
By: @travismcelroy
Relevant tags:comedy
- I was definitely aggressively original with some of the code I wrote today. The fact that it crashes just means that the industry hasn’t caught up with my genius.
By: @jamesthomson
Relevant tags:development
comedy
- I've reached the stage of pregnancy where both my husband and my belly button look like assholes.
By: @CcSteff
Relevant tags:family
- if anyone wants to learn about the deep state here's a handy little map posted by a qanon guy https://twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/990564421780025345/photo/1
By: @classiclib3ral
Relevant tags:conspiracies
- if anyone wants to learn about the deep state here's a handy little map posted by a qanon guy https://twitter.com/steinkobbe/status/990564421780025345
By: @steinkobbe
Relevant tags:conspiracies
- Imma leave this right here...
https://twitter.com/brian______k/status/1128658695296917512/photo/1
By: @brian______k
Relevant tags:mechanical-keyboards
- Isn’t this diagram from that one Nicolas Cage movie where he’s a JS developer looking for a lost treasure?
https://twitter.com/tenderlove/status/992755305426685952/photo/1
By: @tenderlove
Relevant tags:comedy
development
- It should never be referred to as a standard if it got proposed, got negative feedback from other vendors, and shipped anyway. It’s a single-browser feature. If you make it look like a standard and talk about as a standard anyway, you’re “standards washing.”
By: @johnwilander
Relevant tags:development
- Just Stare In The Mirror And Cry And You'll Be Good. U+1f44d
By: @jaden
Relevant tags:health
- Me hubieran ahogado en mi bautizo.
By: @hablapesano
Relevant tags:life
- modern friendship is just sending the same $20 back and forth via venmo, forever
By: @BrandyLJensen
Relevant tags:relationships
philosophy
- Never forget we're all just a bunch of apes trying to figure out how to put text and images on a screen and have stuff do stuff when other apes click buttons.
By: @brad_frost
Relevant tags:development
- Never spend 6 minutes doing something by hand when you can spend 6 hours failing to automate it
By: @zhuowei
Relevant tags:comedy
development
- Never trust anyone who sends you a screenshot with 1% battery unplugged
By: @MKBHD
Relevant tags:technology
comedy
- Now comes that special time of Adult Christmas, where it's just you and your mom in the kitchen, and she tells you the saddest thing you've ever heard
By: @JeffLoveness
Relevant tags:family
- omfg there is, there is so much going on and it is beautiful and now when I watch a star war I will hear r2d2's comforting beep and feel more deeply because I will be like, we know, r2d2, it is ok, we know
By: @emmabo
Relevant tags:film
- Once you start really looking at other people's code, you realize the entire world is held together with scotch tape.
By: @philzona
Relevant tags:development
- Only idiots believe NASA is conducting secret missions. YOU CANT SECRETLY FIRE GIANT ROCKETS INTO SPACE BECAUSE EVERYONE CAN SEE SPACE.
By: @SarcasticRover
Relevant tags:astronomy
conspiracies
satire
- People think Star Wars is and can only be what the original films were. People think Star Wars is theirs and are very protective over it.
By: @Mantia
Relevant tags:film
culture
- Pro-tip: Never be sad on a holiday/weekend. Cry on a workday. Get paid for your depression.
Don't let capitalism win.
By: @lawyerman_ktk
Relevant tags:business
- Pull Request after 5pm then leaving the office like
https://twitter.com/davatron5000/status/1001609331698290689/photo/1
By: @davatron5000
Relevant tags:development
productivity
- Remember, a few hours of trial and error can save you several minutes of looking at the README.
By: @iamdevloper
Relevant tags:development
- Rule: If you think you know how to fix a problem that everyone knows about and no one has fixed, you do not understand the whole problem.
By: @hankgreen
Relevant tags:engineering
- saw my step-mom, brother and dad in a porn…
By: @GKuhlenschmidt
Relevant tags:comedy
- Single-handedly managed the successful upgrade and deployment of new environmental illumination system with zero cost overruns and zero safety incidents. https://twitter.com/moyodre/status/1169603194059710469
By: @MuyiwaSaka
Relevant tags:business
- So many things I was wrong about when I was younger:
a) tech is a meritocracy
b) there is a Right Way (tm) to solve any problem
c) I'm really good at this
d) I'm really bad at this
e) the code is the most important thing
f) techies can be swayed by logic
By: @JT_Grimes
Relevant tags:development
- Some of my very favourite astronomy acronyms:
VLT - Very Large Telescope
ELT - Extremely Large Telescope
OWL - Overwhelmingly Large telescope
BIGASS - Bright Infrared Galaxy All Sky Survey
EGG - Evaporating Gaseous Globulae
Hot DOGs = Hot Dust-Obscured Galaxies
By: @AnnaGHughes
Relevant tags:astronomy
- Spaghetti code: confusing or poorly structured.
Ravioli code: neatly separated, but might too separated and thus hard to understand.
Lasagna code: code with easily distinguishable layers.
Campanelle code: built using a hipster framework almost no one has heard of.
By: @twostraws
Relevant tags:comedy
development
- The FEYNMAN technique of learning:
STEP 1 - Pick and study a topic
STEP 2 - Explain the topic to someone, like a child, who is unfamiliar with the topic
STEP 3 - Identify any gaps in your understanding
STEP 4 - Review and Simplify!
By: @ProfFeynman
Relevant tags:education
- the most consequential figures in the tech world are half guys like steve jobs and bill gates and half some guy named ronald who maintains a unix tool called 'runk' which stands for Ronald's Universal Number Kounter and handles all math for every machine on earth
By: @6thgrade4ever
Relevant tags:development
- The Programmers’ Credo: we do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they were going to be easy
By: @Pinboard
Relevant tags:development
- The Story of 2020:
-Kobe
-Australia on fire
-Corrupt lying POTUS impeached
-Plague ignored
-100,000 Americans dead
-40 Million unemployed
-And then things got bad.
#protests2020
By: @JohnFugelsang
Relevant tags:life
- There was nothing between their bodies but his fanny pack. He reached to unstrap it, but she stopped him.
"Leave it on," she whispered. "Get the condom from your sock."
Gently, he worked open the velcro of his right sandal.
By: @ZachWeiner
Relevant tags:sex
- To be a brilliant jerk, you actually have to be brilliant. Most times, you're just an insufferable prick.
By: @captainsafia
Relevant tags:relationships
business
- when you push a pull door and the person behind says "you need to pull" aye cheers lad sure next plan was to start lifting from the bottom
By: @SloanPerry
Relevant tags:life
- when you push a pull door and the person behind says "you need to pull" aye cheers lad sure next plan was to start lifting from the bottom
By: @SloanPerry
Relevant tags:life
- Why do GUIs exist? When you don't speak the same language (like a person & a computer), it's easier to just point at things to communicate.
By: @lukew
Relevant tags:design
technology
- With this legendary, incredibly respected, and politically powerful person now out of the way, newer and more specialized design talent can probably rise up more easily.
And when entering a completely new product category where design is paramount, that’s probably for the best.
By: @marcoarment
Relevant tags:design
technology
- You just know the Americans are gonna be making films about COVID-19 where they make it out like they single handedly ended the whole pandemic themselves. Someone like The Rock will play the badass scientist who finds the cure while also fighting terrorists for some reason
By: @TheSaItIsHere
Relevant tags:film
comedy
health
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By: @brad_frost
Relevant tags:comedy
